1 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,129 . 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,780 - Standard practice- initialing the site of injury 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,718 to safeguard against any mix-ups, 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,220 make sure we know exactly where- 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,056 Damn it. oh, Come on. 6 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,891 Oh. [chuckles] Out of ink. 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,811 You know what? Screw it. Left femur-I'll remember. 8 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,063 - You sure? - Oh, yeah, I'll just remember. 9 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,482 Left femur is right... for surgery. 10 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:27,402 And the right femur, not right. No, that's... 11 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,028 [clears throat] Okay, forget that. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,363 I'll just lock it in. 13 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,406 Left femur, left femur, left femur, left femur. 14 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,576 [clicks tongue] Okay, it's in there. 15 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,120 Uh, and we're talking your left, right? 16 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,871 - Can you just get another marker? 17 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,581 - Yeah, can we get another marker in here, please? 18 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,501 [upbeat music] 19 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:47,714 ? ? 20 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:51,009 - I'll have our cardiologist Dr. Axler take a look at it 21 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,322 just to be safe. - Axler's not gonna like that. 22 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:56,264 - Well, Axler's just gonna have to deal. 23 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,475 - So tell me everything. 24 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,435 - It started with tightening, 25 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,562 like someone was sitting on my chest. 26 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,856 - Oh, I was just asking about his weekend. 27 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,899 So did you and Michael have a good time? 28 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,526 Is he still a cutie-patootie? 29 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,236 - Sorry. Who's Michael? 30 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,906 - Uh, Ron's son. Michael is Ron's son. 31 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,283 - Ron? - Okay, excuse us for a second. 32 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,657 - I had a tough moment with Michael last month. 33 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:19,496 Listen, I wasn't the greatest dad. 34 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,123 Maybe I ran a little hot. I'm working on that. 35 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,167 I went to visit Michael in Austin, 36 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,252 and we fell into old patterns. 37 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,587 He poked me. 38 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,507 I took it to ten. That triggered him. 39 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:34,803 So this trip I am trying to remain calm no matter what. 40 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,971 And at the risk of sounding arrogant, 41 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:38,473 I am crushing it. 42 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,933 I don't want to jinx it, 43 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,143 but I'm working on the perfect visit. 44 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,355 I didn't raise my voice not once, not even a tone. 45 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,773 - That's great. 46 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,149 - He's even stopping off for lunch before his flight. 47 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,402 - Well, it sounds like you're really doing the work. 48 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,404 - Yeah, not really. I just agree with everything he says. 49 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,515 He suggested we take this hot-yoga class. 50 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,243 It smelled bad and felt even worse, 51 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,705 but I was all like, oh, this is so awesome. 52 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:03,997 You know, when you're chasing the perfect visit, 53 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,833 it almost feels good to lie. - Is that healthy, though? 54 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,459 I mean, it seems like a bit of an act. 55 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,462 - Look, my son is sensitive, okay? 56 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,256 This is the easiest way to do this. 57 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:13,382 You wouldn't understand because you don't have kids. 58 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,509 - Well, I understand human relationships. 59 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,263 And let me tell you something- conflict is natural. 60 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,396 You know, at Henderson family reunion, 61 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,850 the ham is a-flying. 62 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,309 [chuckles] 63 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,561 But there's a lot of love there, a lot of love. 64 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,063 [chuckles] 65 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,189 - Knife fight at a BabyGap. Ambulance en route. 66 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,026 - Okay, thank you. 67 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,404 [gasps] Hey, there's our civic-duty hero. 68 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:36,655 How was jury duty? Were any of the jurors crazy? 69 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,032 - Everyone was pretty normal. 70 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,742 - Were you're not allowed to watch TV 71 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,577 in case they were, like, discussing the trial? 72 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,448 - Nope. - I have this fantasy scenario 73 00:02:43,449 --> 00:02:45,998 where I'm on a jury, and we're really close to a verdict, 74 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,625 and then I say, hold on. 75 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:50,002 Are we thinking about this whole thing the wrong way? 76 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,795 This is someone's life we're talking about. 77 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,006 Did anybody do that? 78 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,858 - The case was about land easements. 79 00:02:54,859 --> 00:02:57,009 - Mm. This is someone's easement we're talking about. 80 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,013 That didn't have the same ring to it at all. 81 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,724 [humming "Law and Order" theme song] 82 00:03:03,714 --> 00:03:07,519 - Hey, what's your poison, compadre? 83 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,229 - Ah, just a little morning juice, 84 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,357 something I whip up sometimes. - Sip for the B-dawg? 85 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,234 - Oh, yeah, of course. 86 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,737 - Ah, let's see. 87 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,866 Whoa. Whoa-ho-ho. 88 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,285 That is tasty, man. What's in that? 89 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,419 - Ah, it's kind of a secret family recipe. 90 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,705 We used to make it on hot summer days on the farm. 91 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,749 - Okay, what you just said, slap that on a label, 92 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,377 and you got yourself a premium endcap at Whole Foods. 93 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,922 - "Endcap"? - We're talking sales, Matty. 94 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,839 Yeah, this could be a good business. 95 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,926 - No, come on. - Oh, I'm serious. 96 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,720 Uh, Keith, come try Matt's farm juice. 97 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,138 - Okay. Hope there aren't any tree nuts in there 98 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,765 'cause my throat will close up- 99 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,185 - Yeah, yeah, just drink it, Keith. 100 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,604 - Mmm. Yeah. That's numbers. 101 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,231 - Oh, thanks, man. - Yeah. 102 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:52,962 - How much would you pay for that? 103 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,696 - Oh, my gosh, Matt, I'm so sorry. 104 00:03:54,697 --> 00:03:56,652 I didn't know- - No, in a store, Keith. 105 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,072 - Oh, well, it depends how thirsty I am. 106 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,366 Middle of the desert, sky's the limit. 107 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,119 Middle of a lake- - It's worth 8 bucks, easy. 108 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,774 I tried to include you, Keith. You saw that, right? 109 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,915 But these chances are gonna dry up, bud. 110 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,458 - Yeah. Sorry. 111 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,209 - Buffalo Bruce and Matty the Kid 112 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,503 back in the saddle- 113 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,379 this time exploring a new frontier, 114 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,423 the food and beverage sector. [chuckles] 115 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,384 - Uh, my workstation's over there, 116 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,720 but sometimes I mix it up, so sit here. 117 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,930 - Oh, that is not Michael. 118 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,974 That is not him! 119 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,392 - How you doing, Joyce? 120 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,394 - Oh, my little cutie's all grown up. 121 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,812 Actually, my little cutie's keeping it tight. 122 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:35,233 - Joyce. - Hi. Serena, Ron's favorite. 123 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,985 I'm gonna need all the dirt on his place, like, immediately. 124 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,862 - Yeah, what's his kitchen situation? 125 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,613 One plate, one cup, one fork? - Oh, no. 126 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,283 There's a second fork... 127 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,868 from Sonic. 128 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,535 [chuckles] I'm not sure how many dishwasher cycles 129 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,954 it has left in it, though. 130 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,728 [laughter] - Dishwasher cycles. 131 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,708 Michael, you are hilarious. - Yep. 132 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,943 Don't own a lot of forks. - Shh. Keep talking. 133 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:57,130 Uh, let's see, first night, I sweat through my PJs, 134 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,465 'cause Dad keeps it a brisk 80 degrees in there air. 135 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,468 - Ugh, like a reptile habitat. 136 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,885 - Yeah, I turned it down to 68, 137 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,054 and, miraculously, he didn't change it back. 138 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,264 - It's nice. I wake up several times during the night. 139 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,101 And I say to myself, this is nice. 140 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,729 No, but it helps with the- What were you- 141 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,899 - The brown fat. - Yes, I have less brown fat. 142 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,193 - More. - More, more, I have more. 143 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,904 Michael's got no shortage of opinions on my life, 144 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:24,074 but I've been handling it perfectly because of this. 145 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,201 I had to pull this out a lot this weekend. 146 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,536 "Nod and agree." 147 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,372 I say hot, he says cold. 148 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,415 I say up, he says down. 149 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,959 I don't know where he gets it from. 150 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,961 His mom, I guess. 151 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,296 - I'm so glad that Val's case didn't go longer. 152 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,800 We really need the bodies. - Mm, totally. 153 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:44,426 - You know, it's weird that I've never been summonsed. 154 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,096 - Is it? - Yeah. 155 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:48,055 I kind of feel like the city's, like, saving me 156 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,933 for something bigger, you know? 157 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:51,809 Like, they don't want to burn me on some nonsense. 158 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,478 - Yeah, maybe. 159 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:55,521 - You know, I can tell when someone's lying. 160 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,602 It's all in the pupils. 161 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,982 - Uh-huh. - I'm serious. 162 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,527 If they look up and to the right, lie, 163 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,611 because they're using the creative part of their brain. 164 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,280 I wonder if Val knew that. 165 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,281 God, I should have trained her up before the trial. 166 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,242 - Dude, Val didn't have jury duty, okay? 167 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,452 She went to Cabo. 168 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,204 - What? - Yeah. 169 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,582 No offense to your pupil method, but... 170 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,917 - It's fine. 171 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:20,004 - You're just being a lot with the jury stuff. 172 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,214 - No, I get it. 173 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,175 [objects rustling, thudding] 174 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:25,427 - Hey. - Hey. 175 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,278 - Look what I drew. - Oh, what's this? 176 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,139 - It's the logo for my business. 177 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,974 - Oh, your business? 178 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,101 - Yeah. - Okay. 179 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,062 "Nurse Matt's Tonic- just what the doctor ordered." 180 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,981 - Pretty cool, huh? - Uh-huh. 181 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:40,024 Is there any doctor in particular that ordered it? 182 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,234 - I don't know. 183 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,486 Just background. Doesn't really matter. 184 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:46,031 - Right. Right, doesn't matter. 185 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,407 Yeah. [scoffs] 186 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,408 - It's so crazy to think that someday, 187 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,618 like, millions of people could see this image. 188 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,089 - Yeah, that would be a very special thing for you. 189 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,708 Just you. 190 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:58,792 - I enabled two-factor authentication for you. 191 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,296 So now you get a text every time you try to log in. 192 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,090 - That looks very secure. Thank you for doing that. 193 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,468 - Hey, Leonard. Leonard, hold up. 194 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,303 You know that, um, angina patient 195 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,263 you referred to me this morning? 196 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,181 It's a good thing I did a complete workup. 197 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,849 Otherwise, I might not have discovered 198 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,311 a severe case of "drank too many energy drinks." 199 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,313 - Okay, well, given her history- 200 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,482 - Non-radiating pain, normal EKG. 201 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,316 - Okay, well, it was a judgment call. 202 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,318 There have been times where I didn't admit a person, 203 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,071 and I came to regret it. - Oh. 204 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,532 So I'm here to help you work through your previous screwups? 205 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,576 Hey, uh, tell Yang he's out of a job. 206 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:34,429 I'm, uh, handling all the psych cases now, apparently. 207 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,831 - Now, just listen here, Axler-What? 208 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,084 - Don't even engage with this guy. 209 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,710 - Oh, Ron doesn't engage, 210 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:43,003 unless it's with a secret meatball sub in the men's room. 211 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,422 - It was one time! 212 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,341 - Dad. - Oh- 213 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,511 I-it's just-it's-it's- - [imitates mockingly] 214 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,596 All you ED doctors are exactly the same. 215 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,806 You just want to kick it up to Mommy and Daddy. 216 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,432 Look, if I have enough time this afternoon, 217 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,184 maybe I can help you change your diaper. 218 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,936 Do you have a poopy diaper, Ronnie? 219 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,438 Do you? Let me see. - Hey, man. 220 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,564 - Okay, hey, this has escalated, so just walk away. 221 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,983 Okay? - Where you going? 222 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,278 The Koala Kare changing table is this way. 223 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,988 - That's too bad, man, 224 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,281 'cause I had a good comeback- - It doesn't matter. 225 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,272 - Yeah, you're right. It doesn't matter. 226 00:08:15,155 --> 00:08:16,537 . 227 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,678 [indistinct chatter] 228 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,291 - I like the way they cut the celery 229 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,918 into these little pieces. 230 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,171 I think it integrates better into the tuna. 231 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,632 - Yeah. No, for sure. 232 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,635 I just want to hold space for a moment 233 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:33,178 to acknowledge how well you kept it cool back there. 234 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,391 Yeah, I got to admit- it was a bit of a surprise. 235 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,435 [chuckles] - Well, I just thought- 236 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,438 - You broke the cycle of masculine aggression. 237 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,211 - Well, that was the goal. [sighs] 238 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:45,691 I mean, we're not going to let some jerk ruin the visit. 239 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,902 - So are you just gonna report this to HR, 240 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,529 or do you go right to Joyce? 241 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,573 - What? No. 242 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,491 This doesn't need to be reported. 243 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:56,285 - Dad, he grabbed you, said you had diarrhea in your diaper. 244 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,037 - I do not think he mentioned consistency. 245 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,418 - If you stay silent on this, 246 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,206 you're contributing to a culture 247 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,042 where that sort of behavior is acceptable. 248 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,753 - Uh... 249 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,755 yeah, I'll report him. 250 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,673 Good call. 251 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,926 - You're not gonna report it. - Yes, I will. 252 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,512 And just to prove to you how important it is, 253 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:18,391 I'll go tell Joyce right now, get this out the way. 254 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,270 - Hey, Dad. 255 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,106 Be the change. 256 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,952 - Damn. 257 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,988 - Hey. Just thinking about your case. 258 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,865 Sounds so cool. 259 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,400 So was it, like, uh, public land, private land? 260 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,577 - It was actually a mix, 261 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,787 since the dominant tenement was public, 262 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,207 but the servient tenement was private. 263 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,042 - Got it. 264 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,543 What about the plaintiff? Uh, like, what was his deal? 265 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,213 Like, what did he look like or... 266 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,422 - Um... 267 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,340 - It's kind of crazy you don't remember. 268 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,384 - Well, it's just that there were multiple plaintiffs, 269 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,552 since it was a subdivision of homeowners suing the town. 270 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,098 The Tinsleys seemed chill- beautiful daughter. 271 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,725 But the Waldrops had kind of an Amish vibe- 272 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,061 flaxen hair, long beards. 273 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,063 Well, except for Ezekiel- 274 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,524 [laughs] He was clearly the black sheep. 275 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,025 - Right. Right. 276 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,528 Uh, what was the judge's name, again? 277 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,779 - Clark Semenson. 278 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,279 - And what'd you have for lunch? 279 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,740 - Thai. 280 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:19,452 The satay was dry, so I got extra peanut sauce. 281 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,664 - Bruice Juice. Get your Bruice Juice. 282 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,376 Parker, a little morning BJ to brighten your day? 283 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:29,671 Yeah, I was feeling a little hurt after Matt's betrayal. 284 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,047 But then I realized, 285 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,842 competition is good for the marketplace. 286 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:37,095 It got my creative juices flowing, so to speak. 287 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,054 [chuckles] So I dropped some seed money, 288 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,391 bought a fancy juicer, registered an S Corp. 289 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,226 See, for Matt, this is just a lark. 290 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:45,477 For me, it's a chance to be bought out by Nestl� 291 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,731 for a billion dollars someday. 292 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,151 Not too shabby. 293 00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:52,860 - No way. You're making juice, too? 294 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,278 - Oh, yeah. It's cool, right? 295 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,531 You had your idea. I had my idea. 296 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,408 - Awesome. Well, I'm selling mine 297 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:00,117 at the Alpine Farmers Market next weekend. 298 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,578 You should jump in my booth. 299 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:03,412 We could sell side by side, be tent buddies. 300 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,223 - Yeah, maybe. - Is it cool if I try it? 301 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,462 Ugh. [coughs] 302 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,588 Does that have alcohol in it? - What? Of course not. 303 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,049 Why? You think it needs it? 304 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,133 - Oh, also, I wrote a jingle. You want to hear it? 305 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,184 - Yeah. - Okay. 306 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,263 ? Nurse Matt's ton-ic ? 307 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,681 - Yeah, I'm sorry, bud. I'm not really feeling it. 308 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,519 - Ah, it's a work in progress. 309 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,731 - ? Nurse Matt's ton-ic ? 310 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,650 [scoffs] Freakin' Randy Newman over here. 311 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,944 - Well, she just lied right to my face. 312 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,029 That pupil thing is bull[bleep], by the way. 313 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,698 - Don't take it so personally. 314 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,201 She's only lying to you because you're the boss. 315 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,872 - Yeah, I mean, I can understand 316 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:45,037 why an employee might lie to, like, a mean boss, 317 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,083 you know, someone who's like, watch me eat this doughnut, 318 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,460 and-and, you can't have any. 319 00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:52,503 And you're- because the other character- 320 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,340 like, they love doughnuts, right? 321 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,343 Okay, the point is, I feel like I make it pretty clear 322 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,928 that I'm a cool boss. 323 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,846 - Cool has nothing to do with it. 324 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,098 It's the dance we all do. 325 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:05,265 You make up an excuse. No one looks too closely. 326 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,706 It's what's best for all of us. 327 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,104 - Sorry. How many people are lying to me? 328 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,605 Like, more than ten? 329 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:14,109 - Alex, this is the system. Just leave it alone. 330 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:18,070 I feel like you're not gonna leave it alone. 331 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,531 - No, 'cause I'm cool. 332 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,459 - Hey, Joyce, um, real quick- 333 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,878 this dumb thing happened with me and Axler. 334 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,382 If Michael asks, can you tell him that we already talked? 335 00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:40,050 - Oh, so your Mr. Agreeable routine isn't panning out? 336 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,137 - Joyce, can you just- - Fine. 337 00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:44,221 But I'm doing this for your hot son, not for you. 338 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,682 - Thank you. 339 00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:47,558 - Oh, and what happened with Axler, anyway, 340 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,352 in case it comes up? 341 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,270 - Well, he started yelling at me in the hallway. 342 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,731 He called me a couple of names 343 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,566 and did a crude impression of me. 344 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,900 - Uh-huh. 345 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,776 - And he also started screaming about, 346 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,903 I had a dirty diaper and grabbed at my waist. 347 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,448 Can you believe that? 348 00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:03,907 - Okay, well, now I'm actually gonna have to report this. 349 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,160 - Wait. What? 350 00:13:09,449 --> 00:13:10,831 . 351 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,250 - Yeah. 352 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,669 What's up, fam? 353 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,503 I just wanted to call a little meeting- 354 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,172 ah, less of a meeting, more of a hang- 355 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,091 to talk about scheduling. 356 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,967 Actually, not wearing the right underwear to sit this way, 357 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,137 so I'm just going to... 358 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,847 Okay, cool. 359 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,516 Listen, I get it, all right? 360 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,470 We've all got lives. [bleep] happens. 361 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,853 Yeah... 362 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,229 we can curse in here. 363 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,022 The point is, if something comes up 364 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,524 and you're out of vacay days, just come and tell me. 365 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,943 There's no reason 366 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,111 to manufacture some convoluted excuse. 367 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:44,114 You know, I am here to meet you with empathy and understanding. 368 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,076 - Actually, my nephew is in town, 369 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,286 and I wanted to take him to Sky Zone. 370 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,581 Is it all right if I take off Friday? 371 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:55,377 - Uh, is, like, he- is he sick or something or- 372 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,088 - No. Would he need to be? 373 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,382 - Uh, no. No, that's cool. 374 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,550 Yeah, you know what? Take Friday morning. 375 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,302 You got it. - Uh, I-I said Friday. 376 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,804 - Uh, Anybody else? Come on. 377 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,471 All right, guys, keep them coming, okay? 378 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,682 I can take it. I promise. 379 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,350 Yeah? 380 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,351 - Yesterday I said I was late because of car trouble. 381 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,229 But, really, there was a long wait 382 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,523 for the elliptical at my gym. 383 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,775 Huh. I feel lighter already. 384 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,148 - Nice, although I-I, uh, do want to clarify, 385 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,262 they still should be good reasons, okay? 386 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,531 Still should be good. 387 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,241 - What counts as a good reason? 388 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:30,203 - Okay, a good reason is, like, you know, my grandpa died or... 389 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,788 I don't know. 390 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:33,956 Brandon, you're out tomorrow. Uh, what's going on there? 391 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,959 - My grandpa died. 392 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,628 - Yeah- What's, uh, his name? 393 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,089 - Um, Scott. 394 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,632 - Hmm. 395 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,467 - Well, I got to say- 396 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,596 this was a pretty good trip, a pretty good trip. 397 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,181 - Yeah, it was pretty good. 398 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,183 - Yeah, I'd say it's one for the books. 399 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,435 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 400 00:14:53,436 --> 00:14:55,185 - You know what? Why don't we wait outside? 401 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,520 It's better for your rating 402 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,439 if you're there before the car arrives. 403 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,190 - Hey, uh, Leonard. Leonard, hold up. 404 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,901 - Felix, how can I help you? 405 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,196 - Ah, I just want to apologize for acting like a dick earlier. 406 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,864 I've got a lot of stuff going on, you know- 407 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,282 the Joint Committee review, 408 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,242 and my gardener and I are suing each other. 409 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,036 And, anyway, I'm sorry. Sorry. - I appreciate that. 410 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,087 I really do. 411 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,123 Uh, this is my son, by the way. 412 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,001 - Oh, jeez. I-I-I-I didn't know. 413 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,754 I'm sorry to you, too. - Hey, you're owning it. 414 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,965 And that is the first step. - Okay. 415 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,176 - A vulnerable moment from Dr. Axler? 416 00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:28,010 What do I have to do, order a brain scan? 417 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,679 [laughter] 418 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,722 - Listen, you do not want to know what's in here. 419 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,642 [laughter] - Look at you chuckle bunnies. 420 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,144 I'm glad you made up. 421 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,563 - Yeah, how does she- 422 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,066 You told Joyce? 423 00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,900 - And if the business gets big enough, 424 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,862 maybe I'll get a pushcart, set up in the atrium. 425 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,490 - [groans] All the permits, bottling, insurance. 426 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,117 Plus, refrigeration costs are gonna kill you 427 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,494 unless your co-packer can make it shelf stable. 428 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,537 My eyebrow lady always has "Shark Tank" on. 429 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,956 - Oh. 430 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,582 I guess I really hadn't thought past the logo. 431 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,834 - [clears throat] 432 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,794 I'll give you 1,000 bucks for the entire business, 433 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,963 including the recipe and the jingle. 434 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,507 - Wait. Really? - Uh-huh. 435 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:07,341 - Uh, that's a laughable valuation 436 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,468 for what's essentially a brand-new category. 437 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,472 If he makes a retail play, this can easily 10x in 2 years. 438 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,765 - What? - $2,000. 439 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,767 - $5,000. 440 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,477 And Matt gets to keep the logo. 441 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,937 - Ugh. 442 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,689 Fine. [laughs] 443 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:24,776 - You went crying to Joyce like a little baby. 444 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,111 - You're the baby. 445 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,529 You had a tantrum 446 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,655 because you didn't want to see one extra patient. 447 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,036 - Hey, Dad, he's not worth it. 448 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,826 - Oh, no, he needs to hear this. 449 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,413 Everybody's tiptoeing around this guy 'cause he's a baby! 450 00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:37,913 - You already called me a baby! 451 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,916 - Hey, man, you're clearly frustrated. 452 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,459 I can see that. 453 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,335 But you need to be responsible for how that manifests. 454 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,296 And I'm sorry for yelling. 455 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,423 - Do me a favor-keep your mouth shut for a minute. 456 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,051 - Wait, now. Wait, now. You better watch your tongue. 457 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,927 Now, you talk to my son again like that, 458 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,846 you're gonna catch these hands, Felix! 459 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,223 - This is ridiculous! 460 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,225 Ron didn't want me to report you. 461 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,936 He only came to me so that he could tell his son 462 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,980 that he handled it, okay? 463 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,857 - What? 464 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,775 Dad, why would you do that? 465 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,152 - Well, I was agreeing with everything you said 466 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,362 because I was trying to show you that I am not a hothead. 467 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,173 - Wait a minute. Is this family talk? 468 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,034 I'm tapping out. - What, man? 469 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:15,993 It's your fault. You're the one that started it. 470 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,871 And why did you go and get a coffee 471 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,414 at this particular moment? 472 00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:26,420 . 473 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,471 - Val, we've known each other a long time. 474 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,303 Why don't you just tell me where 475 00:17:30,304 --> 00:17:32,176 you actually were last week and then we can all move on? 476 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,970 - I told you- the easement case. 477 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,098 - Val, stop, okay? It's me. You don't have to lie to me. 478 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,809 - All right. Let's go down that road. 479 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,562 Let's say I lied because I went to Cabo with Shelly. 480 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,774 Let's say I did it because I've been feeling numb lately, 481 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,234 kind of angry, like a pressure cooker. 482 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,862 And the stress is affecting my relationship. 483 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,572 Suddenly, Shelly's spending a lot of time at JoAnn Fabrics, 484 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,492 where her ex Kimia works. 485 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,452 She says it's to buy supplies, 486 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:59,787 but I'm not seeing a lot of crafting being done. 487 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,622 This is all hypothetical, by the way. 488 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,500 - [softly] Right. Yeah, sure. 489 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,169 - So let's say I whisk Shelly off to Mexico. 490 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,963 We drink. We dance. 491 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,924 We do things to each other's bodies 492 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,842 we would never do stateside. 493 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,470 And now I'm not a pressure cooker. 494 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,556 I'm a crockpot, low and slow, 495 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,018 reliable old Val, always quick with a joke. 496 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,688 Again, all hypothetical. - Mm-hmm. 497 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,273 - Let me ask you-which story do you prefer, Alex? 498 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,775 The one where I'm forced to reveal intimate details 499 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,444 about my sexual struggles 500 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,697 because I have no vacation days left 501 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,907 or the story where I simply had jury duty? 502 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,868 - The second one. 503 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,705 [clears throat] 504 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,289 Um, just to ask- 505 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,251 in the, um, fictional scenario where you went to Cabo, 506 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,711 did you have fun? 507 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,546 - Hypothetically... 508 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,089 it was amazing. 509 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,137 - [sighs] 510 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,596 - Wow. 511 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,223 I've seen these in movies. 512 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,018 "For our idea." - It's just a little joke. 513 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:05,144 If you're offended, you don't have to cash it. 514 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,647 Now fork over that secret recipe. 515 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,232 What was it, loquats? Yeah? 516 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,316 Is that what gave it that zing at the end? 517 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,986 Okay. 518 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,488 Tea with a little orange juice in it. 519 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,158 What? That's it? 520 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,576 - Easy-peasy. 521 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,536 - Well, what-what kind of tea? 522 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,329 - Just, like, whatever's around. 523 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,831 - How much do you use, Matt? 524 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:27,499 - I sort of eyeball it, so maybe, like, two splashes. 525 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,544 Uh, oh, and then I-I slosh it around. 526 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,629 Did-did I write "slosh it around"? 527 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,550 - Yeah, really wish the recipe had called for loquats. 528 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,096 - This is, like, next-level insane. 529 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,410 So you didn't like the matcha lattes I made? 530 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,226 - Like sucking on grass clippings. 531 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,437 - And that was you farting in hot yoga, 532 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,939 not the man-bun guy? - Correct. 533 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,442 Although it did seem like something he would do. 534 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,527 - I guess I'm just like... 535 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,821 but why, though? 536 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,656 You're never shy about everything that pisses you off. 537 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,368 Why the 180? 538 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,870 - I just wanted this visit to be perfect. 539 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,705 - But why? You're not perfect. 540 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,456 I've never asked you to be perfect. 541 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,567 - Well, it's been brought to my attention 542 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,796 that I have not been the most sensitive father. 543 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,925 I guess I just figured if this were perfect, then- 544 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,928 I don't know- maybe that would show you 545 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,098 that I'm not always the bad guy. 546 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,017 - Well, first off, let me just say 547 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,186 that that is very cute. 548 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,690 And while, yes, you could come at me a little less hard, 549 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,818 it has to be real and not a performance. 550 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,945 - I heard that. 551 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:40,448 - Look, we can work on all that. 552 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,826 But I hope you know... 553 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,202 that I love you. 554 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,453 - I love you, too. 555 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,372 We should order another Uber 556 00:20:47,373 --> 00:20:49,915 because my ratings are going to nosedive after that. 557 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,668 - Dad, you're deflecting. 558 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,629 Receive what I'm saying. I love you. 559 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,007 - Sentiment received. 560 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,467 - The fact that you said "sentiment received" 561 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,011 leads me to believe 562 00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:03,262 that you did not, in fact, receive that sentiment. 563 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,015 - What the hell do you want from me? 564 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,683 I love you, son. 565 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,019 - Actually, yes. You know, it's better than... 566 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,020 [robotically] "Sentiment received. I love you." 567 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,981 - [laughs] Oh, that's the way I sound? 568 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:14,815 - [normal voice] That's how you sound, yes. 569 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,566 - Okay, well, this is how you sound. 570 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,069 [perky voice] You have to say "I love you" 100 times a day. 571 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,697 I love-I love dirt. I love walls. 572 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,824 - That's me? - I love bricks. I love- 573 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,117 - [laughs] 574 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,286 - You know what? I'm just gonna say it. 575 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,079 Perfect visit. 576 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,499 [bell clangs] 577 00:21:31,549 --> 00:21:36,099 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0